The World’s Hottest Bald Man Is . . .

Vin Diesel on The Kelly Clarkson Show
Vin Diesel on The Kelly Clarkson Show (Photo credit: YouTube)

According to science, the World’s Hottest Bald Man is Vin Diesel.

A “search engine optimization” company called Reboot used many factors that included the infamous “Golden Ratio.” That is an equation that measures facial beauty and perfection … reportedly.

Also included was calculated net worth (ah, that’s why I didn’t make the list), height, and how often each guy was described as hot on Twitter. Since baldness is a requirement, they also included the “Cranial Shine Factor.” The higher one scored on this, the better.

Vin’s head has a cranial shine factor of 563.65 candelas per square meter. That means his head “reflects light with 70.46% of the luminous intensity of a standard lightbulb.” That apparently is quite impressive.

Using the all their factors, each man was given a score between one and ten … ten being perfection.

Based on the criteria, here are the World’s 10 Hottest Bald Men…

  1. Vin Diesel, 6.46
  2. Stanley Tucci, 6.33
  3. Shemar Moore, 6.25
  4. Pitbull, 6.16
  5. Prince William, 6.13
  6. Jason Statham, 5.96
  7. Bruce Willis, 4.75
  8. Joe Rogan, 4.37
  9. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 3.62
  10. Mike Tyson, 2.50

By: Buck Stevens

Buck Stevens