Plenty of people get lonely. However, it takes a weird kind of lonely to want this . . .

A website called PuffyBear.com is selling a human-sized teddy bear you use as a body pillow. Don’t think it’s like those oversized bears you win at carnivals because it’s not.

It’s got the head of a teddy bear, but the body of a man . . . like something out of a very strange nightmare.

He’s got five fingers on each hand, but thankfully he’s NOT anatomically correct.

He’s five feet, seven inches tall, and billed as an emotional support pillow that, quote, “significantly reduces the feeling of loneliness.”

If you want your own weird teddy bear boyfriend, they cost $160 plus shipping.

The website says he arrives naked with no clothes, so you can dress him however you want. He fits into large and extra-large men’s clothing.