According to science, the World’s Hottest Bald Man is Vin Diesel.
A “search engine optimization” company called Reboot used many factors that included the infamous “Golden Ratio.” That is an equation that measures facial beauty and perfection … reportedly.
Also included was calculated net worth (ah, that’s why I didn’t make the list), height, and how often each guy was described as hot on Twitter. Since baldness is a requirement, they also included the “Cranial Shine Factor.” The higher one scored on this, the better.
Vin’s head has a cranial shine factor of 563.65 candelas per square meter. That means his head “reflects light with 70.46% of the luminous intensity of a standard lightbulb.” That apparently is quite impressive.
Using the all their factors, each man was given a score between one and ten … ten being perfection.
Based on the criteria, here are the World’s 10 Hottest Bald Men…
- Vin Diesel, 6.46
- Stanley Tucci, 6.33
- Shemar Moore, 6.25
- Pitbull, 6.16
- Prince William, 6.13
- Jason Statham, 5.96
- Bruce Willis, 4.75
- Joe Rogan, 4.37
- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 3.62
- Mike Tyson, 2.50
By: Buck Stevens