Olympic Athletes Sleep on Cardboard Beds, No Sexy Time at Tokyo Olympics

Posted on July 19, 2021

The beds won’t be “rockin” at the Tokyo Olympics, because they might break!

The world’s best athletes are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds at the Tokyo Olympics, reportedly trying to discourage them from any “hanky-panky” as COVID-19 cases spike.

Olympic officials, who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid any sexy time due to coronavirus, have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village, according to Dezeen magazine.

American distance runner Paul Chelimo tweeted, “Beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village will be made of cardboard, this is aimed at avoiding intimacy among athletes. Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports.”

But, another Olympian, Irish gymnast Rhys Mcclenaghan, posted a video on Twitter saying the cardboard beds actually seem sturdy as he jumps up and down on his without it crumbling.

What do you think about cardboard beds at the Tokyo Olympics to keep the “hanky-panky” under control?

7-19-21

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